Muppet Test
Using a complex set of variables, along with questions that cut right through to your true heart, I have finally developed a fully functional, 100% accurate, Muppet Test! With a maximum of a mere 4 questions this test will tell you which Muppet you are with zero room for error! No more long questionnaires asking favorite foods, what you’d do in certain situations, or anything like that… with the Muppet Test you will know without a doubt which Muppet you are most like!
So… without further adieu… I present Noel Green’s Muppet Test!
11 Responses to Muppet Test
Chris
February 6th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
It got mine right! I’m really impressed. Way to go, Noel! This test is awesome and WAY accurate — possibly the most accurate test I’ve ever taken.
Jason
February 6th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
This is awesome! It’s amazing how the most accurate scientific methods can be so concise sometimes. I think those working on cures for diseases should take this test, and it might make them realize something they had overlooked.
#30 TLS
February 6th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
How does the test know that I’m Ernie? I took it a second time and it was Ernie too! I even tried to fool the test. Ernie again.
Amazing!
Noel
February 6th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
It’s all very complex mathitudes and equationisms… plus there is a goat involved. Glad you found it useful!
Wendy Leaumont
February 7th, 2008 at 2:42 am
I always KNEW I was Miss Piggy! The test was educational, too…I always wondered about the origin of the word “Muppet”. Pretty cool!
Brian R Wright
March 25th, 2009 at 12:53 am
I swear to everything that is holy to me that this is way better than any test I’ve taken in either the Air Force or Navy. I hear by dub you “Sir Admiral Noel, First Lord of the Lake of the Ozarks Navy”.
We salute you, good Sir
Very Respectfully,
LT Wright
Operations Officer
Lake of the Ozarks Navy
Tricia Morris
March 25th, 2009 at 10:29 am
I have heard all my life that I remind so many people of Beaker. Now I have just confirmed it! Thank you Mr. Green. I am so “Beaker”!
Shannon Boyd
March 25th, 2009 at 10:37 am
That was very complicated. All your really deep profound research truly paid off! Thank you. You have truly enriched my life! LOL!
Cara
March 31st, 2009 at 6:45 pm
So, I’m Miss Piggy. I’m gonna be careful what I eat in front of you Noel.
Bill LaRocque
April 1st, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Ridiculous. I was expecting a serious analysis. There’s so much I need to explain, and this is no help at all. For a long time I think I was Zoot.
Noel
April 1st, 2009 at 9:36 pm
There is an unknown variable that will cause the test to malfunction for 1 in 200,000 or so people. Mostly this happens with tribal natives, but it can happen with other, pop-cultural relevant, types as well.