Using a complex set of variables, along with questions that cut right through to your true heart, I have finally developed a fully functional, 100% accurate, Muppet Test! With a maximum of a mere 4 questions this test will tell you which Muppet you are with zero room for error! No more long questionnaires asking favorite foods, what you’d do in certain situations, or anything like that… with the Muppet Test you will know without a doubt which Muppet you are most like!
So… without further adieu… I present Noel Green’s Muppet Test!
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It got mine right! I'm really impressed. Way to go, Noel! This test is awesome and WAY accurate -- possibly the most accurate test I've ever taken.
There is an unknown variable that will cause the test to malfunction for 1 in 200,000 or so people. Mostly this happens with tribal natives, but it can happen with other, pop-cultural relevant, types as well.
This is awesome! It's amazing how the most accurate scientific methods can be so concise sometimes. I think those working on cures for diseases should take this test, and it might make them realize something they had overlooked.
How does the test know that I'm Ernie? I took it a second time and it was Ernie too! I even tried to fool the test. Ernie again.
Amazing!
It's all very complex mathitudes and equationisms... plus there is a goat involved. Glad you found it useful!
I always KNEW I was Miss Piggy! The test was educational, too...I always wondered about the origin of the word "Muppet". Pretty cool!
I swear to everything that is holy to me that this is way better than any test I've taken in either the Air Force or Navy. I hear by dub you "Sir Admiral Noel, First Lord of the Lake of the Ozarks Navy".
We salute you, good Sir
Very Respectfully,
LT Wright
Operations Officer
Lake of the Ozarks Navy
I have heard all my life that I remind so many people of Beaker. Now I have just confirmed it! Thank you Mr. Green. I am so "Beaker"!
That was very complicated. All your really deep profound research truly paid off! Thank you. You have truly enriched my life! LOL!
So, I'm Miss Piggy. I'm gonna be careful what I eat in front of you Noel.
Ridiculous. I was expecting a serious analysis. There's so much I need to explain, and this is no help at all. For a long time I think I was Zoot.
So deep, so insightful. Indeed, all left handed colorblind architects should take this test. Especially one as confused about stuff as I am!
I got the third question wrong...