The Dark Choice
My question is what would Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith, choose as his preferred drink? Sprite, or 7up? Sure, Coke or Pepsi, that’s easy. And if Dr. Pepper is available I think we all know what his choice would obviously be. But I find myself on unsteady ground when his Dark-Lordship is given the choice between two similar, yet competing, light colored soda choices.
My belief is he would opt for the 7up. Reasons? Well, I think the determining factor would, obviously, be the name. Let’s face it… no-one with the “Darth” prefix is going to be partaking in something as light-heartedly named as “Sprite.” That would be as silly as Lord Voldemort choosing McDonald’s over Burger King… it just ain’t gonna happen.


