How to be a Weatherman
After many, many years of observing meteorologists on television I believe I finally understand how to do it. Actually it’s not that difficult and can be broken down in the following few steps.
- Complain about the current weather, no matter what it is like.
- Talk about how much better the weather would be if it were different.
- Promise people this better weather is in fact bound to come.
- Point to a map and show colors and charts displaying said “promised weather” and its move towards you.
- When the weather changes repeat steps.
Very simple really.
